Ssn 3-1 - Holy Sponsorships, Batman!

August 15, 2016
00:0000:00
Welcome to season 3 of Atheist Apocalypse!  We ended last season discovering that the Vatican released information on future Rapture events, Artie took a long, long trip off a short plank, and Edwin probably killed someone in yet another instance of workplace violence.

So what better way to kick off the new season than  by seeing the fallout of the new sponsorship deal between the Vatican and the MGE, who uses that money to install never-ending traffic circles all over the Tri-Counties.

We would like to thank everyone at "The Lift" (http://victoriaslift.com/) for providing this episode's Survivor Statement.  If you like your audio drama creepy but layered, definitely check out that show!  Tell Victoria we said "hello."

This show would not be possible without the support of our Patrons.  If you would like to help us keep it going for free, please become a Patron today (for Patrons pledging $5 and more per episode, keep your eyes out for the script for this episode (for those of you who would enjoy reading this silliness) over at: https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse.  Thank you!

Thank you for your incredible support of this audio drama!

We are so glad to be back and that is only possible because of you, our wonderful Patrons!

Thank you!
Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff
Credits:
Paul Sating – Executive Director, Writer, Editor
Brian Bristol – Executive Producer, VoiceActor, Editor, Writer
Dan Cocolla – Editor, Writer, Voice Actor(Jake)
StevenBateman – Writer, Editor, Voice Actor (Edwin)
JayCrofutt – Writer, Voice Actor (Rick)
HeatherAuden – Voice Actor (Beatrice)
JeffVenousos – Voice Actor (Tyler)
JenCrofutt – Voice Actor (Sarah)
Steve Hayes – Voice Actor (Dr. Derrick)
Dave Curry – Voice Actor (Willie)
Sharon Bush – Voice Actor (Angelique)
Maddie Sating – Voice Actor (Nellie)
Keniche Ohme – Music
Simon Croft -- Music

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Special - Jorney’s Journey

August 9, 2016
00:0000:00
Here is the long-awaited end of season special, written by Steven Bateman of "Why Haven't I Seen This" podcast and Pants Pending Studios.  Steven is the creator, writer and voice of our Entertainment Reporter, Edwin Bondshift.  

Steven is a very talented comedian who you can see live at the Blue Door Theater in Spokane, Washington if you ever find yourself in that neck of the woods.  We are so lucky to have him on our team and you'll be convinced of his talents by the end of this delectable episode.

Our new season will kick off next week for Patrons and on the 15th for the Public.  We couldn't do any of this without our Patrons and we sincerely thank them for each and every show of support you give us.  They're absolutely amazing!

If you would like to support this small project and help us continue to grow, please consider giving a dollar or two to the cause.  We would surely appreciate it.  You can to that at https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse.

We are trying to reach our season 3 goal of $250/episode.  New benefits of Patronage are being added all the time and, for starters, this season we will be sending the episode scripts to $5/episode and up Patrons so you can see all our poor grammar and spelling mistakes in all their glory.  There will be more to come in the future ... we have some good ones up our sleeves.

Thank you again for all of your support and enjoy this awesome episode, with some important updates at the end.

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

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http://pantspending.com/
http://www.bluedoortheatre.com/

Cha Cha Cha Changes

July 21, 2016
00:0000:00
Survivors of the Apocalypse!  Big changes are coming for season 3 and we wanted to give you just a little taste of what you can expect from the new and improved Atheist Apocalypse.

Thanks to our Patrons we were able to buy new software and recording equipment to improve our sounds.  We were able to commission the new artwork you see here, thanks to Kessi Riliniki, and we welcome the talented Heather Auden as the voice of Beatrice Johnson.
  
This upcoming season will make you laugh, make you cry and make you say goodbye, and so, so much more.  

Patrons determine the fate of each season and season 3 will be no different.  Each dollar you donate to the show will earn you a vote in how we end the season.  That's right, YOU get to choose what happens to the people of the Tri-Counties when you support us. Become a Patron today, start enjoying the rewards starting in season 3 and help decide the fate of the people of the Tri-Counties.  You can support us at https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse.

We will have a special episode coming out in two weeks that will show you parts of the Tri-Counties you had no idea existed.  Written by Steven Bateman, this episode adds a hilarious new flavor to our catalog and we are very excited to be sharing it with you.

To all of our Patrons, we cannot thank you enough for helping us bring this satirical comedy to the world and, hopefully, getting people to think while they're laughing.  We couldn't have grown like we have without you and we're humbled you've chosen to support us.  Thank you so very much!

If you are interested in helping us reach our $250/episode goal please note that a new reward has been added for $5 and up Patrons.  Starting in season 3 you will also now get full scripts of each episode in .pdf form.  Listeners have been begging for them since the beginning but now you will have them!  

See you in a few weeks!  Happy summering!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff  

Season 2 Special Feature — You Are Here

July 8, 2016
00:0000:00
Survivors of the apocalypse, we hope you are having a wonderful summer.  

Yes, we are, thank you!

And, no, we're not ready to come back just yet.  BUT, we do want to check in, say hi, update you on some incredible things coming down the road, like the new special episode coming out in a few weeks, written by Steven Bateman (Edwin Bondshift) that will tickle you senseless while giving you a deeper understanding of the Tri-Counties, the sights, the sounds, the Taco Bell ... oh, and the people.  
We also have news on FateCrafters Studios (http://www.fatecrafters.net), the You Are Here (http://www.youareherepodcast.com) show & the newest show to come from the network, Found (https://www.facebook.com/foundtapespodcast/).  So tune in for some quick updates before listening to the first full episode of You Are Here.   If you haven't given the show a listen yet, we encourage you to check out this funny, tightly-packaged sci-fi podcast that breaks the mold of how scifi shows are (and will be) done.

https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse

Our 2nd special during the off-season will come out in a few weeks, so stay tuned for that and continue having an awesome summer (though we're probably sure it's already winter in Europe).

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 2 - 10 - Triangle Of The Trinity

June 6, 2016
00:0000:00
The season finale for our 2nd season!  There is a chilling discovery about the Rapture and cosplay goes in an entirely different direction in this finale.

We'd like to thank David Cummings of The No Sleep Podcast for providing his survivor statement.  Please check out his show at:  http://www.thenosleeppodcast.com/

There are HUGE changes coming in Season 3.  A new lineup, new artwork, new storylines and we say goodbye to some of our friends as we close out this season!  We'd like to give Deb McTaggart a heartfelt 'thank you' for voicing Beatrice Johnson for the past two seasons and wish her the best of luck on her show, Beyond the Trailer Park (https://www.spreaker.com/show/beyond-the-trailer-park-aoa)!  Don't worry, listeners, you'll still get the delicious banter between Jake and Beatrice as Heather Auden has joined the Atheist Apocalypse family and will be voicing Beatrice starting with episode 1 in season 3.

Stay subscribed to the RSS feed so you don't miss our Season 2 Special, written by our own Steven Bateman (Edwin & of the Why Haven't I Seen This? Podcast).  That will be coming out in July.  The new season will start in August.

Paul Sating has started work on a new dark thriller called Found, which currently only exists on Facebook, so be sure to Like the page so you can follow all of our updates.   You can find it at:  https://www.facebook.com/foundtapespodcast/.

Don't forget to visit our Sponsor over at BadBunnyShop.com, using the coupon code 'unchosen' at checkout to get your 10% off all goods!

Patrons get exclusive content like early episodes, bloopers, monthly newsletter (and more will be added for next season).  Support the show, help us feed starving actors, or just say 'thanks' in a way that helps us pay the bills.  But, for the first time ever, Patrons got to decide the fate of this show.  They voted for the way the season would end and you're listening to that now.  You can thank, or blame, them.  Do you want to vote to determine the fate of the Tri-Counties?  Go over to https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse and become a Patron today!

Have a fantastic summer and we'll see you in Season 3!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

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Found Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/foundtapespodcast/

Credits:
Paul Sating – Executive Director, Writer, Editor
Brian Bristol – Executive Producer, Voice Actor (Max, Andy, and Artie), Editor, Writer
Dan Cocolla – Editor, Writer, Voice Actor (Jake)
Jeff Venousos – Editor, Contributor, Voice Actor (Tyler)
Steven Bateman – Writer, Editor, Voice Actor (Edwin)
Jay Crofutt – Writer, Voice Actor (Rick)
Deborah McTaggart – Writer, Voice Actor (Beatrice)
Jen Crofutt – Voice Actor (Sarah)
Donna Shell – Voice Actor (Venice)
Josef Schomburg – Voice Actor (Fabrice)
Steve Hayes – Voice Actor (Dr. Derrick)
Dave Curry – Voice Actor (Willie)
Sharon Bush – Voice Actor (Angelique)
Maddie Sating – Voice Actor (Nellie)
Jason Comeau – Producer, Music Director
Keniche Ohme – Music

Ssn 2 - 9 - The Little People Matter

May 23, 2016
00:0000:00
In this penultimate episode there is a significant archaeological discovery that might give us a clue into the history of the Rapture and conspiracy theorists have a field day with the latest transgressions by an overzealous government.

We wrap up our second season in the next episode.  Our Patrons voted on the story they wanted to see and it will happen (so blame them if you don't like it) but, before you do that, wouldn't it be healthier for you to become a Patron and be able to have YOUR say in what happens in season 3?  Go over to https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse and decide your own donation amount.  For as little as $1/per episode you can help us reinvest in this audio drama.  

If you haven't yet heard, Executive Director, Paul Sating and Executive Producer, Brian Bristol have teamed up to create the newest audio drama network in the entire world (because it's brand new).  It is called FateCrafters Studios and over the course of 2016 and into 2017 we will be adding new shows to our line-up, which now includes this beloved podcast and our new show, "You Are Here."  It is a scifi show with a great twist.  Be sure to check out the links (below) for more details.

Please check this episode's Survivor, the Small Town Horror Podcast, which you can find at: http://www.smalltownhorrorpodcast.com/.  It is a great show with lots of associated materials, like a series of books on the town, by the author.

Please be sure to check out our Bad Bunny Sponsor to show her that her investment in us was worthwhile.  You can find her at http://www.badbunnyshop.com.

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Credits:
Paul Sating – Executive Director, Writer, Editor
Brian Bristol – Executive Producer, Voice Actor, Editor, Writer
Dan Cocolla – Editor, Writer, Voice Actor (Jake)
Jeff Venousos – Editor, Contributor, Voice Actor (Tyler)
Steven Bateman – Writer, Editor, Voice Actor (Edwin)
Jay Crofutt – Writer, Voice Actor (Rick)
Deborah McTaggart – Writer, Voice Actor (Beatrice)
Jen Crofutt – Voice Actor (Sarah)
Donna Shell – Voice Actor (Venice)
Josef Schomburg – Voice Actor (Fabrice)
Steve Hayes – Voice Actor (Dr. Derrick)
Dave Curry – Voice Actor (Willie)
Sharon Bush – Voice Actor (Angelique)
Maddie Sating – Voice Actor (Nellie)
Jason Comeau – Producer, Music Director
Keniche Ohme – Music
Thank you for always listening and supporting!
Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

You Are Here Promo

May 14, 2016
00:0000:00

This is a new show on the fatecrafters network. Find them at youarehere.libsyn.com

Ssn 2 - 8 - When You Mess With The Man

May 9, 2016
00:0000:00
In this tense episode, the MGE asserts itself all over the Tri-Counties and we get to hear every bit of it through Tyler's eyes.
  
And what would any episode be without some woo?  Don't fear, help is here!  Doctors may still be striking but there's someone here to woo you away from needing that pesky, tested & validated medical approach.

We would like to thank our friends at Audioblivious Productions (http://audiobliviousproductions.libsyn.com/) for this episode's Survivor Statement.  Please go check out their show.  You will love it!

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You Are Here Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/YouAreHerePodcast
Credits:
Paul Sating – Executive Director, Writer, Editor
Brian Bristol – Executive Producer, Voice Actor, Editor, Writer
Dan Cocolla – Editor, Writer, Voice Actor (Jake)
Jeff Venousos – Editor, Contributor, Voice Actor (Tyler)
Deborah McTaggart – Writer, Voice Actor (Beatrice)
Jay Crofutt – Writer, Voice Actor (Rick)
Steven Bateman – Writer, Voice Actor (Edwin)
Jen Crofutt – Voice Actor (Sarah)
Donna Shell – Voice Actor (Venice)
Josef Schomburg – Voice Actor (Fabrice)
Maddie Sating – Voice Actor (Nellie)
Steve Hayes – Voice Actor (Dr. Derrick)
Dave Curry – Voice Actor (Willie)
Sharon Bush – Voice Actor (Angelique)
Jason Comeau – Producer, Music Director
Keniche Ohme – Music

Ssn 2 - 7 - Libertarian Heaven

April 24, 2016
00:0000:00
What would YOU do if you woke up and there was no more government?  

In this episode Tri-Counties residents get to explore that very reality and you get to witness the painful consequences of their choices.

Without a government to process social programs the healthcare industry collapses further and doctors aren't going to take this lying down, launching an #AllSignsMatter campaign to "get theirs." 

We want to thank our Patrons for voting in the 1st-ever audio drama "choose your adventure."  It was a resounding success and we will honor the season finale you voted for....even if you did surprise us with what you wanted to have happen.

We are now on Google Play, so please go subscribe there to listen!  

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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/atheistapocalypse
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/

Credits:

Paul Sating – Executive Director, Writer, Editor
Brian Bristol – Executive Producer, Voice Actor, Editor, Writer
Dan Cocolla – Editor, Writer, Voice Actor (Jake)
Jeff Venousos – Editor, Contributor, Voice Actor (Tyler)
Deborah McTaggart – Writer, Voice Actor (Beatrice)
Jay Crofutt – Writer, Voice Actor (Rick)
Steven Bateman – Writer, Voice Actor (Edwin)
Jen Crofutt – Voice Actor (Sarah)
Donna Shell – Voice Actor (Venice)
Josef Schomburg – Voice Actor (Fabrice)
Maddie Sating – Voice Actor (Nellie)
Steve Hayes – Voice Actor (Dr. Derrick)
Dave Curry – Voice Actor (Willie)
Sharon Bush – Voice Actor (Angelique)
Jason Comeau – Producer, Music Director
Keniche Ohme – Music

Ssn 2 - 6 - Out Of The Closet

April 11, 2016
00:0000:00
Do you wish you had more dysfunction in your government?  Well, the MGE gives you that and so much more as politicians vie for your vote by trying to outdo each other in ridiculous ways, wreaking havoc for the Tri-Counties' most vulnerable people ... not that politicians would notice that or anything.

Would you like to take part in the ongoing vote to determine this season's finale?  Become a Patron and you can cast your vote to determine what's going to happen.  You'll also get exclusive content like our Table Reading bloopers, a monthly newsletter and a survival magnet.

We thank you for your support of our audio-drama!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

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Ssn 2 - 5 - On Holiday

March 28, 2016
00:0000:00
Tired of working?  Move to the Tri-Counties!  The MGE has just announced 75 new federal holidays ... which, sort of brings unique problems of their own.


And medical professionals from around the world make the one-way trip into the Tri-Counties to study the population ... but not for what you think they might want to study them for.

Amy Robles, of Think Enriched Podcast, survived the apocalypse.  You can find her show at: http://thinkenriched.com/podcast-2/


**BIG NEWS**

For the first-time ever, as far as we know, Patrons will decide how a show ends its season.  Fans of Atheist Apocalypse can become a Patron today and cast their vote in how we will finish out season two.  Not only will you be able to support this show and its massive crew, but you'll also be able to be part of podcasting history (we think). 


As always, we truly appreciate your support for this project of love.  And if you haven't already, please check out this season's Sponsor and show her some love for supporting us while getting awesome gear.  You can find her at:  http://www.badbunnyshop.com.

Follow us on Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/


Follow the MGE on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Mysterious-Government-Entity-111737249187373/


Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AAPodcastShow

Thank you for supporting audio-drama and, particularly, US!   :)


Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 2 - 4 - The Sweet Taste of Capitalism

March 14, 2016
00:0000:00
Just as soon as the election season ramps up the MGE makes a major announcement about your rights to offend other people. 

And it's long-been known that the Hendersen's are the most successful members of the KUSA 9 News at 9 staff, but a recent controversy about the side effects of their Rain Barrel system has public opinion split.

David Fitzgerald, Author of Nailed and The Complete Heretics Guide to Western Religion may or may not have survived the apocalypse.

Please support our sponsor, Bad Bunny, you'll love her products: http://www.badbunnyshop.com.

This month Patrons got March's newsletter and behind the scenes goof reel from our latest Table Read.  And in addition to those cool benefits, Patrons are the only listeners who will get to decide how this season ends.  Become a Patron, support small theater and audio-drama and get neat stuff while deciding the course of a show?  This is almost too good to be true.

We want to wish each and every one of you and your loved ones an awesome Daylight Savings Time and 1st Day of Spring!  I know most of us are more than ready for winter to be in the rear-view mirror!

Thank you for your listenership!
Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 2 - 3 - Free Water

February 28, 2016
00:0000:00
You better enjoy that constraint-free access to the Internet while you have it; we've heard the MGE has some plans in mind to change your "internet browsing habits."

And a new school board President-for-Life brings free water to everyone in the Tri-Counties.  That's right; no more water bill!  Surely this new policy will cause no one any problems at all ...

Find us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/atheistapocalypsepodcast/ and Twitter at @aapodcastshow.

Our Survivor this episode is Mathew the Apostle from the In The Name of God Podcast.  You can find his show at:  http://nameofgod.podbean.com/ or on Twitter at @crimeofgod.

Please be sure to check out our Sponsor, Bad Bunny Shop for some awesome and sexy gear and accessories at https://www.etsy.com/shop/badbunnyshop.

Thank you for your support of the rising tide of audio drama.  You'll be hearing more from us in the future.

Your Staff at The Atheist Apocalypse

Ssn 2 - 2 - Chicken Political Pot Pie

February 15, 2016
00:0000:00
Exciting news galore in this episode!  First, and most satisfying, is that political adversaries around the Tri-Counties finally stop playing footsy with each other and things get real ... real nasty!  Seriously, is there anything more fun to observe than politicians playing a competitive game of one-upsmanship?

And Facebook changes its policies in a way that are seriously going to free your timeline from seeing the same thing said a million times by a million different people.  It's all so ... peaceful.

We also have our first sponsor and you, our fans, get discounts!  How's that for a double-whammy?!  That's right; we would like to welcome Bad Bunny from http://www.badbunnyshop.com to the post-Apocalypse life!  

Check out her awesome dinosaur-bone undies, unicorn pasties, teeth print dresses and more and, as if that weren't cool enough, as loyal Atheist Apocalypse fans you get a 5% discount of your purchase of Bad Bunny's customized clothes, lingerie, and accessories for bad asses!  That's right!  Because YOU listen to us, we've worked with the MGE to get you the 5% discount you deserve.  Just enter the coupon code "UNCHOSEN" upon checkout to finally prove that, even if the Rapture didn't think you were good enough, we here at Atheist Apocalypse and Bad Bunny herself think you're 'aight.  

You can find Bad Bunny hopping all over Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/badbunnyart) or on Instagram (@badbunnyshop).

This episode's survivors are Secular Yakking (http://secularyakking.podbean.com/).  Go give them a listen!

As always, we cannot thank you enough for support this growing audiodrama!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 2 - 1 - Positively enRaptured

February 1, 2016
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If you're seeing this post you can now confirm that you were not one of The Chosen.  But do not despair, we're sure that the strange events of the Tri-Counties will give you hope about the future ..... or, if nothing else, will distract you from the reality of reality.


The MGE is back at it, publicizing a new Approved Checklist for Favorable Behavior and Positive Graffiti has caused a ruckus.


Thank you for supporting this show!  Thank you for sticking around through the off-season and we are thrilled you support audiodrama and our passion! 


There is something we're very excited to share with you.  We are excited to announce that in this season we change the face of audiodrama forever!  And you'll find out how in our Introduction.


If you want to support the show and have a say in the future of the Tri-Counties YOU NOW CAN by going to (http://www.atheistapocalypse.com/episodes.html).


A 'thank you' goes to Waiting for Wrath for their Survivor Statement.  Good to know you all made it out alive!  You can find their episodes at: http://w4w.podbean.com/


Now, let's kick off our second season in style.


Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Special - Jake’s Hiatus

January 12, 2016
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We are still in our off-season but there have been interesting developments in our Anchorman Jake's personal life.  He didn't necessarily share them with us but Tyler was able to get his hands on some ....  let's just say 'recordings' ... Jake isn't aware of.  

So, of course, we've rushed these out to you.


Thank you for listening and downloading and we look forward to launching Season 2 in early February!  Stay tuned!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 10 - The End?

December 21, 2015
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The end has come.  


What will be of the Tri-Counties?

What will happen to your lovable characters like Artie, Sarah, Rick and Beatrice?

Will Jake actually be a nice guy for the holidays?

Will anyone hear from Old Jake?

So many mysterious questions answered but so much will be revealed in this season finale!

On a programming note, the season has come to a close and we hope you enjoy our special treat at the end of this episode.  It was a lot of fun to put together for you.  We hope that everyone has a fun and safe holiday season.  As with many incredible creations, we will be taking a break for a little while, so you won't hear from us again until February.  But don't worry about a podfade, we have the entire 2nd season written and already have the first 2 episodes recorded and being produced.  We will be back.  Until then, enjoy the festive season, get any skiing done you can and seriously consider support online theater by becoming a Patron or PayPal donor.  We truly appreciate all of your support.

From our family to yours---happy holidays!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 9 - Debates

December 7, 2015
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In the penultimate episode of our first season things become much murkier before they become clearer. 

The MGE it is pretty sure what it thinks it is sure about and that pesky spider problem?  Yea, eradicated.........we think.  But we're not really sure.  Though we do know that something is happening that involves the government, weapons and protesters. Surely it will end well.  

Right?

Artie has a breakdown.

Venice starts getting answers to questions no one has asked.

And Max and Andy do something, though we're not sure what it is at all.

Only one more to go before the SEASON FINALE.

And even though the apocalypse is coming to some mysterious, culminating event, don't think that you cannot support this community theater, brought to you free, by heading to our Patreon page.  All support is greatly and humbly accepted.
Sincerely, 
Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 8 - Fields Of Patchouli

November 23, 2015
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Now that we know aliens abducted everyone, where does the Tri-Counties go from here?  Max and Andy are pretty thrilled to be proven right after months of warning us about .... the grays.

Imagine a world where everyone smelled like patchouli.  Ha! Trick statement!  You don't have to because now patchouli is the mandatory scent in the Tri-Counties and you can only imagine what the cast thinks of this. 

Venice thinks she might be onto something and Rick Beckley is.....well, Rick and everyone's favorite pervert....errrr, President .... of the Chamber of Commerce, Nellie Negapositv brings her fan-favorite perspective to the broadcast.

Did Armin Navabi, of Atheist Republic, survive the apocalypse?

We would also like to thank Rocksand Phstevens and Nancy Drew for contributing our first-ever fan sponsorship advertisement with this episode's Portapunish message. 


Sincerely,
Your Twisted Apocalypse Writers

Ssn 1 - 7 - It’s Not A Conspiracy If It’s True

November 9, 2015
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Finally!  A local "expert" finally shares with the residents the cause of the disappearances....and a riot ensues.  What will this mean for the residents of the Tri-Counties?

The homeopathy industry takes a hit.  Can they rebound like the champs they are?

Did Dan Arel survive the Apocalypse?  

What ARE our Weathermen Max and Andy up to, exactly?

And WHAT just happened to our Sports Guy, Artie?

Oh, the madness (and silliness) of it all.

Your can find more information on this episode's Sponsor, Atheist Nomads.  Stop on by and tell 'em Atheist Apocalypse sent you.

If you're itching to separate yourself from some of your hard-earned cash you can support the show through Patreon or PayPal and we'll gladly lighten your burden.

Your Beloved Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 6 - Southern Hot Box

October 26, 2015
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POT IS LEGAL EVERYWHERE!!!


That's right, even in a post-apocalyptic world, it's one of the most important issues the government can work on.  Unfortunately, the legalization of pot everywhere has caused massive problems in one specific area and that has an impact on our "lovable" host, Jake.


In financial matters, and completely unassociated with the legalization of pot, Taco Bell stocks surge and the corporation becomes one of the most-valued in the world.


All this and much, much more from your favorite not-real people on the planet!


If you're interested in supporting this free content, please head over to our Episodes page and sign up to become a Patron or PayPal donor.  


Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Special 1 - Brian Goes Crazy

October 22, 2015
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Survivors of the Apocalypse, our writer & voice talent, Brian Bristol, has officially lost his mind and we wanted to give you this special little treat during your in-between episodes downtime.

If you're really bored you could fill your time by heading to our Episodes Page and making a one-time or recurring donation to the show to help keep us dominating our little portion of the airwaves forever and ever.......

Enjoy!

Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 5 - What’s That Beeping Noise?

October 12, 2015
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It all happened so quickly but we've reached the halfway point of season 1 and things are getting.....downright.....scary.

In the Tri-Counties it won't be okay to protest any longer and something terrible happens to one of your favorite characters.  Max and Andy include even less weather in the Weather Segment, Rick Beckley gets the story no one ever thought he would, while Lawrence Krauss makes an appearance. Even new characters and new segments abound.  Things may never be the same after this.

If you want to help keep this show free of charge and ads or would simply like to thank us for making you smile every two weeks you can support the show by following either the PayPal or Patreon links on our Episodes tab and setting up a recurring or one-time donation.  Patrons get content early, as well as an exclusive monthly newsletter, the Tri-County Tribune.  This month's edition is the most content-filled newsletter to date.  They also get cool gear (our first ever) as well as exclusive access to pre-sale on limited gear in the future.

Thank you for your awesome support of the project,
Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

Ssn 1 - 4 - Who Moved My Cheese?

September 28, 2015
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A chaotic world needs structure and who better to provide structure than an unknown political candidate?

And something has happened to our farmers.  Why are they being unfairly targeted?  How will we stock our buffets without them around?

Did David Silverman, President of American Atheists, survive the Apocalypse?

All these questions and more will be answered, well except for Rick Beckley--he doesn't actually ever provide any answers, in this newest installment of Atheist Apocalypse.

Do you want to say "thanks" & help keep this show FREE?  Want a cool bumper sticker & monthly e-newsletter with all the behind-the-scenes stuff you could ever hope for?  Become a Patron today!

 


This episode was written and edited by Paul Sating, Brian Bristol, Jay Crofutt, Deborah Mctagert, Nick Morgan Moore and Jeff Venou.
 
It was produced by Brian Bristol.
 
All music and sounds were created by Jason Comeau.
 
The voice of Stacy is Maddie Sating.  The voice of Venice was Donna Shell.

All artwork is the creation of Lucy Dee.

Advertiser memes were created by Nancy Drew.

Be sure to ‘Like’ us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter, @AAPodcastShow.

Yours forever (or at least until we disappear too),

The Staff at Atheist Apocalypse

Ssn 1 - 3 The Day Netflix Died

September 14, 2015
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People and canines alike are suffering in the post-apocalyptic world as each attempt to establish order, in their own way.  Raging dog gangs turn the community upside down. Faith healing; however, seems to be as strong as ever and Beatrice has an "off" night on the broadcast.  Rick Beckley may be able to save the world but he struggles to save his interviewee.  KUSA 9 News at 9 launches its first "after 9" segment in order to draw more.....adult....listenership.


Aron Ra joins us to prove that he survived the apocalypse!


You can find more information and links to support the show’s Patreon campaignWe would really appreciate your support in keeping the lights on.


This episode was written and edited by Paul Sating, Brian Bristol, Jay Crofutt, Deborah Mctagert, Nick Morgan Moore and Jeff Venou.

 

It was produced by Jason Comeau.

 

All music and sounds were created by Jason Comeau.

 

The voice of Stacy is Maddie Sating.  The voice of Venice was Donna Shell.


All artwork is the creation of Lucy Dee.


Advertiser memes were created by Nancy Drew.


Be sure to ‘Like’ us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter, @AAPodcastShow.


Catch episode 4 here!

Ssn 1 - 2 - The French Legion

August 31, 2015
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The mysterious events in the Tri-Counties become clearer and the scale of the devastation is revealed, causing nations around the world to take drastic measures to protect themselves and their interests.....especially the French.......ohhhhh, those French.

The sheriff's departments take a unique stance to address their shortage of deputies ...... all in the name of your safety, of course.

Come join Jake, Beatrice, Kelly, Venice, Max, Andy, Artie and Rick, along with some other special guests, as they un-weave the dark and eerie details of this new world.

Do you enjoy this world we're creating for you?  Do you enjoy that it is free of charge and free of actual sponsors?  Would you like to keep it free?  Please consider becoming a recurring or one-time supporter of the show by going to our Patreon page and becoming a Patron.  You can also donate via PayPal.  We thank each and every one of you who donates to the show.  There's bumper stickers in it for you!!!

Thank you to Matt Dilahunty of the Atheist Experience for joining us, and congrats on surviving the apocalypse, Matt!

Check out our website for more information on the staff!

Thank you to Nancy Drew (@NancyDrewPI on Twitter) for another classy cover meme!


-- Your Atheist Apocalypse Staff

PILOT EPISODE: Ssn 1 - 1 - Dude, Where’s My Family?

August 17, 2015
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This is our PILOT episode, where we introduce you to this new world we are sure you'll fall in love with in the episodes that follow.

Welcome to the Tri-Counties, a mysterious land filled with eclectic people and mysterious events.

Join us in this Pilot episode of the newest fictional comedy podcast in the world and meet the staff of the KUSA 9 News and 9 team as they fill you in on all the strange happenings in the community.  Will Jake, Beatrice, Kelly, Max or Andy be able to get to the bottom of what is happening before Rick does?

Will they uncover who, or what, is responsible for the missing residents?

Will you ever be able to drink tap water again?

All of this and much, much more in the newest fictional comedy podcast for reason.

Now, grab my hand and hold on tight.  Stay calm everyone and calm we shall stay.

A huge 'thank you' to Seth Andrews of The Thinking Atheist for his classy intro and to Robert Ray of Secular Yakking for being our first guest personality.

If you would like to support this massive venture (we have 10 people on staff), and help us keep these episodes free, become a Patron today or donate on a recurring or one-time basis via PayPal on the "Episodes" page on our site.

If you dig Jason's music go support his creations by buying a few tunes.


Thank you for your listenership,
The KUSA 9 News at 9 Staff

Atheist Apocalypse Promo

July 24, 2015
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Early sneak peak at the "Atheist Apocalypse Podcast" promo.